Key Condition Met for Peace in Proximania(tm)

The peace talks for Proximania's messy God-Gave-Who-What-When dispute can now proceed to the next precondition.  The thorniest of them all has been resolved.

Israel will now allow both Israelis, their tourists and their Arab Proximates to buy and use iPads without warrantless detention.

Virtually everyone on Facebook hailed the announcement as "liked", right under the precious picture of the family puppy's really cute rear end in action.

The Gang of Four met secretly in Geneva, because of the good fishing pond, to discuss a tentative response to the news.  And possible sanctions against puppies.  On a related note, The Big O was so delighted that he texted a jolly invite to a celebratory afternoon tea on his very own iPad, which mistakenly routed it to "TP" on his contact list, which is why Alice Palin showed up in her pinafore instead of the expected Hillary Clinton.

iPads in hand, Israelis and their favorite Proximates can instantly know where in Jerusalem they are building houses.  This is important because...  well, because each side says so.

With iPads, all Proximates living outside of Proximania can more easily find their way back to the beautiful ranch houses and bountiful farms they left behind when Nebuchadnezzar II deported everyone to Babylon; or, much later, when the rest of were forced to move by Otto Preminger to clear the battle scenes filmed for the fabled Exodus, but with Paul Newman instead of  Moses.

iPads will change everything.

Iranian President Egad, spinning anticly atop an advanced centrifuge, had only good if garbled things to say about the breakthrough, so his remarks went unreported.