Cats Save South Naples; Vermin Not So Much

al Jazzera (or maybe it was CBS) is reporting that cats are fighting global warming by killing virtually anything that emits under twelve milligrams per year of vile carbon dioxide.

Hey it adds up. Like, fast.

This is a great service, for which cats get as little credit as they do for saving the newspaper.

Billions of bird and tens of billions of mice and other critters that make you jump on a chair are gone. Those little bastards would other wise exhale greenhouse gasses in the combined mega-tons, melt all of Greenland and flood South Naples are dispatched with barely a damp whisker.

Where's their movie?

And, yeah, eat your vole-like heart out, al Gore.