Back Taxes Take Front

Sorry.

...And Center.

It is late to be talking taxes.  We all cut three fingers and thumbs getting our taxes ready.  Except for those of you who did that e-filing bit to get your refunds quicker.

If you e-filed and had to have money pulled from you private Swiss accounts..., well, that's just sad.

This belated alert will not piss you off nearly as much as it would have on a downtown street at 11:55 PM April 15th, mid-way through Virginia's Gray History Month.

If you borrowed on your Discover Card, do not read further.  Seriously.

Pamela Anderson, presently starring on "Bouncing With the Stars", owes California half the depth of a breast tatoo under $500,000.

Oh, such feet of high-silicone-content clay.

Perhaps, Baywatch heroes and heroines are not what they used to be.  Or, did we overestimate them unfairly?

Who among us did not look up--but mostly down--to Pam, except, maybe, Tom Cruise.  In many ways, she was the perfect, well-made female star.  She delivered her lines in "Barb Wire", made us jiggle with fear in "Scary Movie 3"; and was the Invisible Girl in "Superhero Movie".  Sure she was.  She defined 3D before Jim Cameron could even pick that perfect shade of blue.

So, Pam?  Say it ain't so.

Of all states to short on your taxes, Pam.  It's run by a movie star with a better former body than yours.  California is going to have to lay off the Sequoia trees and use the land for marijuana farming...  Okay, that's taken, but still.

This cloud's silver under-wire is that Pam must have paid her Federal taxes.  Nobody is videoizing that claim on TMZ, so she must ponied up to Uncle O, who needs the cash more than Arnold does.  And that is saying a mouthful or two of unnaturally plentiful teeth.

Hmm.  This may be a chance for some guys who just augmented their collections with "Baywatch" and "Tommy Lee Gone Wild" on BluRay to  to give Pam and California some much needed support.

On the other hand, Pam now has a new revenue source for California to tap:  Pam's own milkshake!

Oh, please.  This about tax equity.