What to call an Arizona Citizen - Arizonium Blanco
State Rock - Arizonium (highly radioactive to aliens)
State Bird - Southerly Pointed Digitum Centrum
State Song - Tomorrow Belongs to Me
State Language, Free Division - English
State Language, Detention Division - Spanish
State Greeting - Letters of Transit, amigo. Pronto.
State Color - Pure White with Sunburn Highlights
State Jewelry - Plasticuffs
State Phrase - Finish up before you go the hell back to Hispanium.
Favorite Conservative - John McCain (April 2010 version)
Favorite Liberal - Barry Goldwater
Favorite Weather - Dry Heat
Favorite Canyon - Echo
Favorite Avocation - Neighborhood Watch Patrol
Second Favorite Avocation - Riding Shotgun
Original Name, English Division - New Mexico
Original Name, Not-English Division - Old Mejico
Greatest Fear - Right of Return
Thursday, April 29, 2010
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loved this one-- way funny
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