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Monday, January 18, 2010

Papists and Friends to Rule Massachusetts' ERs

Massachusettsans!  I don't see how any of you could not vote for Scott Brown.

Some religious beliefs turned legislative agendas would be Unconstitutional in China, but Brownie was uncowed.  You have to love his idea:  Any Catholic or Born-Often sitting in an ER waiting room could demand the UPSing of a traumatized woman across town, preferably to the Cult of Death Memorial Hospital, if she even asks about a morning-after-the-rape pill.

Brownie can even be seen wearing a UPS uniform in one of Martha Coakley's ads, so you know he's still all for it.

Why should hospitals, their doctors, nurses or window washers be forced to tolerate something they are sure God doesn't much care for and they, themselves, really do not like?  There is nothing I've seen in the Hydraquatic oath that says window washers should honor others' beliefs.

At first, Brownie's law would be limited to "doesn't like (or the in the more likely plural "don't like).  I mean seriously, stone-tablets really don't like.  After a short phase-in period, "don't like" would be defined as "don't like Two and a Half Men".  Me, I have a big, unshakable thing about using any left-over body parts to fix my car.  Unless it's cheaper.

I'm not sure if Brownie's law would mandate out-patient prayer only by prescription.

I'd move to Boston just vote for a guy like Brownie and eat at Legal Seafood one more time.

Okay, no I wouldn't.  But only because it's too cold and too expensive to get my car fixed.

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